Longhorn Lyrics

Been rough and rowdy since the day I was born

To a mama sweeter than fresh shucked sugar corn

I fell into a cactus she said "boy you been warned"

Before she showed me how to pluck out them thorns

Told my ma and daddy they might have to mourn

Came out small and scrawny, a little deformed

Baptized in the middle of freak ice storm

"If this one don't make it least he'll meet the lord"

But I was her new baby swaddled and warm

Mama told the doctor he was misinformed

So what if this one ain't quite the norm

He'll grow to be stronger than a Texas Longhorn

Longhorn, Texas Longhorn

Praise the lord I was born

Stronger than a Texas Longhorn

Stayed rough and rowdy as I got grown

Mama grew worried kept comin' home stoned

Eyes redder than a London pay-phone

She said "boy I can smell you through that cheap-ass cologne"

Sittin' in my bedroom high and alone

Mouth dryer than a west Texas Scone

Day dreamin' of suits emblazed with rhinestones

George Jones blastin' on them Bose headphones

Well then mama busted in fear in her tone

In her hands empty bottles of Oxycodone

I fell into habit she said "boy you been warned"

Withdrawals gonna stick ya like a Texas Longhorn

Longhorn, Texas Longhorn

Praise the lord I was born

Stronger than a Texas Longhorn