Eccentric Millionaire Lyrics

I wanna be an eccentric millionaire

I want a house that doesn't make any sense at all

I want a maze in my mind instead of reason

And a room full of jars, and a fence with iron bars

And a statue of me sparing no expense

I want to be an eccentric millionaire, oh

I want them at each others' throats about my will

I want the preachers and the politicians groveling

For the scraps that I throw for no reason at all

Like a child spilling out its mother's pills

I wanna be an eccentric millionaire

Like a rich widow with a thousand creepy dolls

I wanna be an eccentric millionaire, my friend

I wanna be the one that makes you hate them all

And if it gets a little lonely

And if I'm bored the whole day long

I still would be an eccentric millionaire

I mean everybody's got a dream, is mine so wrong

Some people want to live the good life

Some people want to run the town

I still would be an eccentric millionaire

Pity there aren't millions enough to go around

I want to be an eccentric millionaire

I want to be an eccentric millionaire

I want to be (he wants to be)

I want to be (he wants to be)

I want to be an eccentric millionaire