The Garland Smells like Darts Lyrics

I stored our plastic

garland in the shed

Now Christmas

smells like cigarettes

I'd go out there to smoke alone

But it's bone chilling cold

This time last year

I said I'd give you the world

But those summer beers tasted like Steinbeck's Pearl

Frankincense and myrrh

Were not on my mind

And that leads me to tonight

Where it's the shortest day of the year

And I've been

Waiting for the light

To make things clear

This Christmas

The worst is

You'll give me all of your

Forgiveness

This Christmas

The worst is

You'll give me all of your

Forgiveness

Then I'll do it all again

You liked the Fireplace Channel on T.V.

An air mattress

Just you and me

But I passed out

with the Leafs' game on

Now it's you

And someone else

This time last year

I said I'd give you the world

But those summer beers tasted like Steinbeck's Pearl

Frankincense and myrrh

Were not on my mind

And that leads me to tonight

Where it's the shortest day of the year

And I've been

Waiting for the light

To make things clear

This Christmas

The worst is

You'll give me all of your

Forgiveness

This Christmas

The worst is

You'll give me all of your

Forgiveness

Then I'll do it all again

Now take my money

Take all my credit cards

Watch me like a panopticon

But Shakespeare could stay

Inconspicuous

Even under 'Beth

This time last year

I said I'd give you the world

But those summer beers tasted like Steinbeck's Pearl

Frankincense and myrrh

Were not on my mind

And that leads me to tonight

Where it's the shortest day of the year

And I've been

Waiting for the light

To make things clear

This Christmas

The worst is

You'll give me all of your

Forgiveness

This Christmas

The worst is

You'll give me all of your

Forgiveness

Then I'll do it all again

Maybe this time

I'll leave it alone

Maybe this time

I'll leave it alone

Maybe this time

I'll leave it alone

Maybe this time

I stored our plastic

Garland in the shed