pete meets world Lyrics

My life is like a sitcom with the laugh tracks

the cheesy ass dramatics, the cliche 90s graphics

You only text me when your plot is lying static

Pissing off fanatics, enacting the thematics

What if you were just a plot hole

I'm a walking joke in the doorway

Killed off in season four

If I was the protagonist I'd have it my way

Have it my way

Bored of asking strangers out to coffee

They're piling up like laundry, I don't even drink coffee anymore

You're asking why I'd order chai tea,

like have you even met me, like I need the caffeine

What if you were just a plot hole

I'm a walking joke in the doorway

Killed off in season four

If I was the protagonist I'd have it my way

Have it my way

What if I am just a plot hole and

You're the joke in the doorway

Kill you off in season two

If I was the protagonist too