Misdirection Lyrics

A busy section of the bourke street mall strutting my way to the local pub

Please with the effort barely made that day off to get in some beer and grub

Walked past a friendly passerby who asked me for directions

I looked around and pointed west knowing that was not correct

I sent them the wrong way ha

Misdirection - its over there

Misdirection - you didn't see it coming

Misdirection - oh wait its over there

A sleight of hand and they'll never be aware

Acting like an asshole seemed to be my choice for today

No one in the vicinity was safe from my terrible displays.

No intention of being kind and no sense of regret

Just so happens the passer by went passing by again I said hey

Misdirection - its over there

Misdirection - you didn't see it coming

Misdirection - oh wait its over there

A sleight of hand and they'll never be aware

I said what was the name of the place again?

He said it's the broken promises inn

Oh sorry I thought you said the spoken premise thing?

Its over there, oh wait its under there.

It could be over there

oh wait it's under there.

No no its definitely over there,

Stupid bastard not going to find anything

I spin around pointing left an right

I bump the person and they touch my my butt

A fun filled night of cheeky mischief

Soon to find out that I was being

Misdirected - tell me its over there

Misdirected - I didn't see it coming

Misdirected - tell me its also over there

A sleight of hand and I was never be aware

I reach the pub a job well done,

time to relax with pint of Hahn

I reach for my wallet an empty feeling yeah its gone.

Victim of misdirection