Here Today Lyrics

And the crowd goes hushed as she tiptoes to the altar

The groom has lost his vows and he does not know what to say

Though it's barely noon, the priest's already blotto

He slurs a speech why we're gathered here today

We celebrate their love together

We teach them what there is to learn

We celebrate their love, for no one here knows yet

How badly they will crash and burn

In a year, the bride is gonna fuck the best man

And the groom is gonna figure out he's gay

And they'll be three years divorced before they pay off that damn dress

But they're glad you made it here today

We celebrate their love together

The joining of their hearts and homes and names

We celebrate their love, for none of us could guess

How badly they'll go down in flames

Four parents arguing and killing the mood

Three maxed-out Mastercards to pay for the food

Two silver wedding bands they bought at Targét

One hundred friends and family gathered here today

Hey! Friends and family gathered here today

Hey! Friends and family gathered here today

Yeah, yeah, yeah

We celebrate their love together

The present, future, and the past

We celebrate their love 'cuz no one can convince them

That their love's not gonna last

Yeah, this love is gonna last

And we're gathered here today

Yeah, we're gathered here today

We are gathered here today