Happy Birthday Lyrics

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst

Everybody who knows you agrees it's a curse

Have some whiskey, don't touch me, go wash yourself first

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst

Happy birthday, you ungrateful sod

Your existence disproves any concept of god

Your complexion is heinous, your character flawed

Happy birthday, you ungrateful sod

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst

Everybody who knows you agrees it's a curse

Have some whiskey, don't touch me, go wash yourself first

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst

Happy birthday and also fuck you

I've seen better men swinging from vines at the zoo

Put some air in your cheeks and you'll look like one, too

Happy birthday and also fuck you

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst

Everybody who knows you agrees it's a curse

Have some whiskey, don't touch me, go wash yourself first

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst

Happy birth-

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst

Everybody who knows you agrees it's a curse

Have some whiskey, don't touch me, go wash yourself first

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst

Happy birthday, you're hard on the eyes

You're quite likely the reason that all babies cry

Women cover their faces as you waddle by

Happy birthday, you're hard on the eyes

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst

Everybody who knows you agrees it's a curse

Have some whiskey, don't touch me, go wash yourself first

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst

Happy birthday, you make us all sick

I'd pay money to see you get beat with a stick

Everybody here's itching to give you a lick

Happy birthday, you make us all sick

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst

Everybody who knows you agrees it's a curse

Have some whiskey, don't touch me, go wash yourself first

Happy birthday, you're simply the worst