Roll For Your Soul Lyrics

Ok so what we have tonight is the last session of a dungeons and Dragons campaign, and this one's been crazy y'all

We got 3 of my favorite monsters playing for their lives in this team Effort to try and deal with the dungeon master

Let's get the introductions outta the way

Maurice quickly picked a troll to role play

He's a level 12 character now he has a chance

Strength and experience a staggering stance

Next we got Pennywise playing an orc

With no magical powers just a pitchfork

A level 4 character he did pretty well

Finding Maurice with plans to excel

Lastly is Bigfoot playing an imp

Even told the DM his nickname is Shrimp

He just joined the party but level 15

Looks pretty good and his record's pristine

There is no bounty on anyones head

Stats are average everyone is well fed

And rested, now it's time to roll

And if you don't make it end up in a hole

Just to be clear they've wagered their lives

They'll be taken to hell if failure arrives

Praise lady luck so that they may be blessed

With a D20 and a chance for success

I know there are plenty of challenges here

And none of 'em easy, the ending is near

There's nothing to fear, as they've almost made it

If they die now I know they're really gonna hate it

Welcome to the Himalayas where it's ice cold

Where the very last session is about to unfold

With sub zero temperatures and mountains to climb

Ya better watch how you move or your soul will be mine

I know this sounds shocking but take a deep breath

My name is The Raven everybody calls me Death

So Pennywise, it's your roll first

You're cursed with evil magic and you're dying of thirst

With no recovery in sight caught in a snow storm

The Orc couldn't get back inside to grow warm

With the rest of the party in the cabin they're serchin

I guess the DM oughta get his ass workin

Finally the soul of a shapeshifting clown

Let Lucifer's grip drag his dead body down

Now only two in your party are left

Trying to survive this treacherous quest

Running outta the cabin and up a steep climb

Away from 9 killer snowmen standing in line

Big foot slipped falling far behind

A natural one his vitality's mine

Maurice would flee to the top of the hill

For leaving your partner, now you gotta deal

Shrimp the Imp has been ripped apart

Now you're alone, as you were at the start

If you wanna survive then you'll have to shine

To make it through the game and outta this bind

You're looking around for somewhere you can rest

Conveniently you fall into some kinda nest

With a roll for his luck even I'm in suspense

It's a natural 20 now that's a defense

The Abominable Snowman's brain is a blank

As Maurice is in the best spot for a flank

You're in a good spot but you shoulda been quiet

When lighting your arrow, in this frozen climate

The monster turned on a dime to face you

Powering up, he's about to erase you

Roll for your soul and it better be good

Another nat 20, I did all that I could

You draw back your bow, the arrow is flyin

Now, how exactly is the snow giant dyin