Gordon's Theory Lyrics

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Gordon's theory

Is he can drain all the colour from the world

Gordon's theory

Is every snail's shell should be gently uncurled

Gordon's theory

Is he is invisible if nobody's looking

Gordon's theory

Is things only get hot after they've stopped cooking

Gordon's theory

Is he can read people's thoughts through their eyes

Gordon's theory

Is he can see through any disguise

Gordon's theory

Is he can turn back time a few seconds each day

Gordon's theory

Is he can make the wind blow a particular way

Gordon's theory

Is he can slightly crack the law of gravity

Gordon's theory

Is he has a second brain in his abdominal cavity

Gordon's theory

Is he can train obedient mice

Gordon's theory

Is things become true if he says them twice

Gordon's theory

Is he dreams in a space of four dimensions

Gordon's theory

Is the Standard Model needs a few extensions

Gordon's theory

Is he can escape from any maze, blind

Gordon's theory

Is microwaves make his DNA unwind

Gordon's theory

Is his team will win if his chair leans right

Gordon's theory

Is he can hear cars ten miles away at night

Gordon's theory

Is the future can be read in the movements of ants

Gordon's theory

Is his old lost socks have evolved into pants

Gordon's theory

Is you could power a family car off a squirrel

Gordon's theory

Is there's a secret volcano down under the Wirral

Gordon's theory

Is most people are pushed along by their shadow

Gordon's theory

Is when geese fly above, you should follow the arrow

Gordon has a unique perspective

From turning his thoughts introspective

His world is full of possibility

Wonder, hope and credibility

Gordon knows he is often ignored

Although he leaves no thought unexplored

And Gordon is sure he could solve the world's issues

With a notepad, a pencil and a big box of tissues

Gordon's theory

Is there is no button that he shouldn't press

Gordon's theory

Is if he could get taller, then he would weigh less

Gordon's theory

Is songs from the 90s make the weather get cloudy

Gordon's theory

Is it's sugar, not alcohol, that makes people rowdy

Gordon's theory

Is he repels insects by wearing dark clothes

Gordon's theory

Is there might be a seed growing inside his nose

Gordon's theory

Is soap is designed to make you get dirty

Gordon's theory

Is people get younger past a hundred and thirty

Gordon's theory

Is there's a code that makes cash machines hand out for free

Gordon's theory

Is written in the margin of page twenty three

Gordon's theory

Is people who ask for directions are spies

Gordon's theory

Is it isn't potatoes they use to make fries

Gordon's theory

Is a cabbage is just a big Brussels sprout

Gordon's theory

Is one day we'll find where the numbers run out

Gordon's theory

Is tunnels connect every telephone booth

Gordon's theory

Is he knows what Sean does when he's up on the roof