Paw Patrol Lyrics

See them round town and it makes me nervous

Paw Patrol always there on the double

Tendering contracts ya gotta be cautious

Scooping up profit from society's trouble

Privatisation of public services

G4S and Serco don't got shit on this

Neoliberal dogs well I ain't ever heard of em

Ryder acts like all of the Bay is his

All dogs go to heaven... but not dictators

Paw Patrol are class traitors!

Skye wears pink like gender predeterminism

Never found its way off of kids TV

The mayor's a puppet ruler trapped by chauvinism

What kind of example is this to see

Casting outsiders as a criminal element

While Paw Patrol corporation is heaven sent

Devoid of context it's a binary redolent

Of stereotyping that fuels displacement

All dogs go to heaven... but not dictators

Paw Patrol are class traitors!

Drone surveillance of a willing populace

Chase panoptically keeps the peace

Shoplift treats and then your boy's merciless

Keeping dissidents off the streets

Whenever there's trouble don't yelp for help

No one likes a grass and you know that you'd be

Better off resolving conflict yourself

So let's defund Paw Patrol A C A B

All dogs go to heaven... but not dictators

Paw Patrol are class traitors!

Class traitors!