Lawnmower Man Blues Lyrics

Yeah, I'm half a god

And I'm half a machine

I'm a busy man

I'm a cyber-christ

Use my brainfuck plug

You'll be paralyzed, ah

But I was better when I used to be dumb

I was better when I used to be numb

I was better when I used to be dumb

I was kind when I used to be numb

But I was better when I used to be dumb

Project five went terribly wrong

I was better when I used to be numb

I was kind when I used to be dumb, dumb, dumb

I've got to get access

hey, I've got to get access

I've got to, got to get access

I've got to, got to get access

Hey you, I ain't got no time, I've got to do

Five billion phone calls everyday

Five billion phone calls everyday

Five billion phone calls everyday

I've got the lawnmower man blues

A Beehive mind

It's a christ-complex

A big mistake

In the internet

A big, fat bug

In the internet, ah

But I was better when I used to be dumb

Project five went terribly wrong

I was better when I used to be numb

I was kind when I used to be dumb dumb, dumb

I've got to get access

Hey, I've got to get access

I've got to, got to get access

I've got to, got to get access

Hey you, I ain't got no time, I've got to do

Five billion phone calls everyday

Five billion phone calls everyday

Five billion phone calls everyday

I got the lawnmower man blues

I've got the lawnmamamamaower man blues

But I was better when I used to be dumb

Project five went terribly wrong

I was better when I used to be numb

I was kind when I used to be dumb dumb, dumb

I've got to get access

Hey, I've got to get access

I've got to, got to get access

I've got to, got to get access

Hey you, I ain't got no time, I've got to do

Five billion phone calls everyday

Five billion phone calls everyday

Five billion phone calls everyday

I got the lawnmower man blues

I've got the lawnmamamamaower man blues