Rolowhipp Radio? Lyrics

And in his name we will-

Ever knew

Todos los que son capricornio necesitan

The first radio station that can answer your questions through original music

Let's take our first caller

Caller number one, you're live

Ask away

Hi, there

I don't buy it one bit

What do you mean you can answer my questions through music?

Can I ask anything I want?

How does this even work?

Are these songs pre-recorded?

No, but we do understand that this is a new concept

We're exploring this technology alongside you

Unfortunately, we can't tell you where we got it from, who we got it from, how it works

But what we can do is let you ask the first question

So caller, go ahead

Ask it

All right

Let me think

Okay

I don't believe in soulmates

My ex broke my heart after being together for 20 years

Up until then, I was the happiest I ever was

But then some new fancy guy who was better looking and had a better job took my place

I'm so sorry to hear that

But in order for this to work, could you put it in the form of a question

Can you create a song that expresses how much love sucks?

Let me think about that

Hell yeah we can

And only Rolowhipp Radio can do that for you

So get ready to have your socks blown off and your mind

You're listening to Rolowhipp Radio