Baseball Lyrics

Well I've been with a boy who liked bracelets

And I've been with a boy with blue hair

And I've been with a boy who liked Baseball

But none of those boys went anywhere

Yeah, none of those boys went anywhere

And I've been with a guy who liked The Grateful Dead

And I've been with a guy who smokes grass

And I've been with a guy who liked gay bars

But all of those guys soon enough passed

Yeah, all of those guys soon enough passed

I've been with a man who liked Ménage à trois

And I've been with a man who liked monster trucks

And I've been with a man who liked masturbation

But he liked masturbation too much

Yeah, he liked masturbation too much