Trucktober Testimonial: Cletus Dansby Lyrics

My name's Cletus Dansby and I got a new F-Ford 50 from

My friend Brent down at, uh, ye ole motor shop

And uh, I had to trade in all my kids to get a real slick deal on it

I got like four kids I had to give up, got 'bout fifty grand off this new truck, um

It's gon' help me collect rocks and long socks

I like to do both those on a summer's evenin', um

Divorce court actually wrecked me emotionally and financially so I had to give up my kids

And my wife to get this truck

But hey, now I got a truck

Can't say I have kids, but a truck'll do

Take care of it just like it's my kids

Better actually, I wouldn't give up this truck up for nothin'

You could give me all the rocks and long socks you want, but I'm still gon' ride in this truck

Like I don't give a fuck

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But anyway

Yeah get a real good deal trade in all your kids

It's great I recommend doing it 100 percent it's a lot easier

Financially, um

Fiscally, um

Liberally

And, uh, I hope y'all have a great evenin'