Weekend Update Lyrics

Story time, tell you from my perspective

On a plane and I'm flirting with the flight attendant

I'm in first class, to her I'm probably young, rich, and handsome

Let her know who's the boss like a young Tony Danza

What she doesn't know, my dad worked for the airline

So when I'm going places I'm flying out on standby

We're just kicking off, so be sure to clock the hang time

It comes in due time, baby just hang tight

But the contrast is immensely different

Got more styles than a Ross clearance

Got more hits than appearance

I got more leeway than Russell Simmons

You should sign the def jam (cause we don't need to hear it)

You break my spirit, dawg, I'm ten years in

Best believe I already have my share of misfortunes

In retrospect, I see failure as a whole bunch of lessons

If I projected my trajectory, I would never have guessed it

When I'm in the city, they address me as Prince

Never had this attention, but wait

This what I wanted right from the very beginning

The mask covering my sanity slightly grinning

Like Charlie Sheen yelling "Winning"

Enough with the back and forth, I'm no Pete Sampras

But where do you stand? I'm asking friends to take stances

The one thing is, you can't control someone's actions

Friends become distant then they turn into past tense

Talking bout how you came up and how you were friends with them

Repeat the same words like a synonym

What really set me back is my lack of decision

Which led to procrastination, and in the end nothing gets done

Can you influence a group of kids to make good decisions?

Accurate, but it takes precision

Took myself out the mental prison, but still something's missing

I swear I've had the vision, I guess I learned my lesson

Don't know too many lyrically better than me

If it happened to them, it could happen to me

That was me on MTV, repping CLT, out in NYC, man you couldn't believe

Life story, no this a weekend update

Watching SNL, staying up late

(Yeah) Life story, no this a weekend update

Saturday Night Live keeping you up late