Ur Ex Gf Lyrics

I gotta say, this fairytale is nothing I expected

But I'm dating the director, I'll pitch my answer

I could pretend, or I could break the fourth wall with you and

And make this end, but you won't listen, here is my audition

Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit

Why can't it be this way?

Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit

Why can't it be this way?

I'll play the part, I'll learn the lines

I know exactly who to be

When it's all announced

I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend

It's obvious

The role I'm playing isn't doing much for me

It's fading away, you won't admit it, think it's time to quit it

Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit

Why can't it be this way?

Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit

Why can't it be this way?

I'll play the part, I'll learn the lines

I know exactly who to be when it's all announced

I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend

Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit

Why can't it be this way?

When it's all announced

I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend

It's time to take the final bow

The crowd are ready to walk out

As the curtains close

Goodbye to all we know

It's time to take the final bow

The crowd are ready to walk out

As the curtains close

Goodbye to all we know

I'll play the part, I'll learn the lines

I know exactly who to be

When it's all announced

I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend

Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit

Why can't it be this way?

Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit

Why can't it be this way?

When it's all announced

I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend

I'll play the part, I'll learn the lines

I know exactly who to be when it's all announced

I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend