Mumerlade Lyrics

Mothers, this is a shout-out to all the mothers

Thank you for giving us life

Give you money? Cheese on toast, Mesh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love my mum

Seth's mum, her titties are bigger than mine

Her arse is rounder than mine

She makes a mean marmalade sandwich

She put it in my lunchbox

She put it in my lunchbox

Marmalade

Kiz Mum, her name is Ruth

She spends all her time in the booth

Drinking alcohol, we're alcoholic

She needs to get fucking dicked

Kiz Mum, she's such a ho

Kiz Mum, she likes it below

Kiz Mum, her name is Ruth

Kiz Mum, she smells like poo

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, yeah

Mums

Alex's mum has a big batty

Alex's mum gave birth to a fatty

Alex's mum is like Anzu Fatty

She's a magician like Marco Verratti

Yeah, she makes me nice toasty

She gives me snuggles and makes me toasty

Yeah, she has very big lemons

As well as a very big batty

Harry's mum has a small bum

I put my fun in Harry's mum's bum

Harry's mum, she cannot cum

Harry's mum is pretty dumb

Harry's mum, Seth's mum, Kira's mum and Alex's mum

Are mums, are mums

They're good at making us sandwiches