Apathy Anthem Lyrics

I don't care if I die

Yet I somehow survive

Guess I'm just a little joke in God's eyes

Wake up to my morning coffee

Trip and spill the whole thing on me

Guess I should stay inside today

Guess I should stay inside today

Yeah, remembering every mistake

That I made in seventh grade

I'm still embarrassed to this day

I'll focus on the beauty of the sun

Oh god I think I cut him off

Now that man in his Lexus is flipping me off

I don't care if I die

Yet I somehow survive

Guess I'm just a little joke in God's eyes

La-da-da, La-da-da

La-da-da, La-da-da

La-da-da, La-da-da-da-da-da

Think that I left my keys outside

Next to my car that's still in drive

Blame it on being twenty five

If I could go back in time

I'd stop my parents that night

It'd be a victimless crime

Cause I don't care if I die

Yet I somehow survive

Guess I'm just a little joke in God's eyes

La-da-da, La-da-da

La-da-da, La-da-da

La-da-da, La-da-da-da-da-da

What a funny little joke

Such a funny little joke

Such a funny little joke

Such a funny little joke

Such a funny joke

Such a funny one

Such a funny joke

I don't care if I die

Yet I somehow survive

Guess I'm just a little joke in God's eyes

So I gave death a try

Still I woke up alive

Guess I'm just a little joke in God's eyes

La-da-da, La-da-da

La-da-da, La-da-da

La-da-da, La-da-da-da-da-da

Life seems so long

I don't care if I'm gone

So I wrote you an apathy song