Five Crazy Nights Lyrics

Viewer beware, you're in for a scare

This Freddy ain't a Kruger, he's a robot bear

Back room at Chuck E. Cheeses? He lives there

I bet you can't make it five nights, triple dog dare

You'll be watchin' the screens when he'll jump out and spook ya

He'll knock your noggin off with a fuckin' bazooka

He's a big old palooka with glowing red eyes

And he's some kind of demon or a ghost in disguise

Better sleep with a rifle, protection is vital

The movie's based on a game series with the same title

If you're wondering what game was the latest release

It was called Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach

It ain't no day at the beach to spend an evening with Fred

He and his friends will attack and they'll cause your ass to be dead

Now your palms are sweaty, better get armed and ready

You'll vomit all your mom's spaghetti when you're harmed by Freddy

Five Nights at Freddy's

This bear's no teddy

Can you make it through five crazy nights

Or will he take your life

Five nights at Freddy's, Freddy's

Better get your machetes, 'chetes

Can you make it through five crazy nights

Or will he take your life

Blow the whistle, head on a swivel

Freddy comin' at you like a big ballistic missile

It's official, now you're in a pickle

Here come the reaper and you know he brought the sickle

The grid is overloaded but I'm scoping, no joking

Gotta no-scope Freddy while I'm toking

But if I get stoned, I won't notice him approaching

And then they'll never find me til I'm dead and decomposing

How the hell they walk around at night like they're people

You gotta play the game, and you know they made a sequel

FNAF at Freddy's 4, FNAF at Freddy's 5

It's so fucked up when they all come alive

This is that all night shit, that fright shit

Down here we're lonely, come and join us for a bite shit

No defiance, I require your compliance

These guys are out to kill us, and I don't mean with kindness

Five Nights at Freddy's

This bear's no teddy

Can you make it through five crazy nights

Or will he take your life

Five nights at Freddy's, Freddy's

Better get your machetes, 'chetes

Can you make it through five crazy nights

Or will he take your life

Ladies and gentlemen

The one, the only Freddy

Well my name is Freddy and I'm here to say

I like to be scary in a very big way

Now you might be afraid of ghouls or clowns

But I'm the freakiest creep in the whole damn town

I said a one, a two, and three and to the four

Last five nights, you'll get the high score

But just when you think you're about to win

I'm gonna jump out and then I'll spook you again

Five Nights at Freddy's

This bear's no teddy

Can you make it through five crazy nights

Or will he take your life

Five nights at Freddy's, Freddy's

Better get your machetes, 'chetes

Can you make it through five crazy nights

Or will he take your life