
Potato Wedges Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
Oh no, I do not have any potato wedges left
And they're all gone from the shops
Please help me sir
Well son, not to worry
Because Asda have some new potato wedges in
Yeah! Potato wedges
All new potato wedges
Only 49p for five
Potato wedges
All for the family
All for the fun
Yeah! Potato wedges
Well sir, I do not have any money left for potato wedges
And I do not have 49p in my balance
Could you please send me a couple of potato wedges
Are you serious?!
No money for potato wedges
Right, that's enough of you
Get out of my fucking shop
Sir, please, just a couple of potato wedges I'm begging you
I'm begging you, just a couple
I've not eaten for four fucking days
Please sir, I'm begging you
No! Get out of my Asda
Do not have the money for potato wedges
That's your fucking problem
Potato wedges
Fun for everyone
Fun for the family