THE CLEANEST GUY EVER Lyrics

You're the cleanest guy ever, and I know what your after

You're such a creepy one, the way you like to have fun

With your fat friends lover, and your mother and her brothers

Got your pants down by your ankles while you're hiding in the covers

But you hide it so well, you keep it so clean

You should've never told what you did on Christmas Eve

Cause I know your secrets, I know your fucking games

You're not so squeaky clean, you are totally insane

Cleanest guy ever, someone's doing it better

Cleanest guy ever, someone's doing it better

You walk around with a chip on your shoulder

It's a boulder cause these ladies never want you

and these feelings always haunt you

You're crying cause your daddy doesn't love you like your mommy

And if a girl went out with you, she's never making out with you

Cleanest guy in the world, always acting like a girl

They just don't understand when you try and act like a man

Baby face its your disgrace, try and put people in their place

A guy like me, you know what I'll do?

I'm gonna come beat the shit out of you

(Yeah man, your not so clean after all man

You're just a kid, just a fucking kid man)

Cleanest guy ever, Cleanest guy ever, Cleanest guy ever, Cleanest guy ever.....

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