Broken Crowbar Lyrics

Wake the fuck up!

Wake the fuck up, this mo

Ha

(Galactic) How much dynamite would it take to bomb an entire school?

I think I'm gonna poison a kid because he just peed in the pool

I unscrewed a bathroom stall door because I thought it'd be cool (oh-oh, oh)

I made a child smoke crack cocaine, and all it did was make him drool

1-(800)-328-7448 is a cool number

If you piss me off in the night, I'll find your house and bomb your slumber

Big Greg felt like building a house, so he built a fucking house

All people do is chase the cheese like they are just a fucking mouse

Oh-oh, oh (ha-ha, ha)

Oh-oh, oh (ha-ha, ha)

Big Greg, Big Greg, I will eat egg

Big Greg, Big Greg, I have three eggs

Big Greg, Big Greg, I will eat egg

Big Greg, Big Greg, I have three eggs

Big Greg, Big Greg, I will eat egg (oh-oh, oh)

Big Greg, Big Greg, I have three eggs

Big Greg, Big Greg, I will eat egg (oh-oh, oh)

Big Greg, Big Greg, I have three eggs

Sem' AP, it ain't for me because you know I'm dumb as shit

When I finally get a job, you know I'll work a nine-to-five shit

When I get home from my shit, I'll go upstairs and take a shit

Bet you can't guess the word I'm gonna say next (oh-oh, oh, ha-ha, ha)

It's shit (oh-oh, oh, ha-ha, ha)

Look at these pants, I'm gonna do a dance

Look at these pants, I'm gonna do a— yeah

Can you see me? You can't

I'ma go on a rant

New Mexico, I went

Broken crowbar, not bent

Oh-oh, oh (ha-ha, ha)

Oh-oh, oh (ha-ha, ha)

Big Greg, Big Greg, I will eat egg

Big Greg, Big Greg, I have three eggs

Big Greg, Big Greg, I will eat egg (oh-oh, oh)

Big Greg, Big Greg, I have three eggs

Big Greg, Big Greg, I will eat egg

Big Greg, Big Greg, I have three eggs

Big Greg, Big Greg, I will eat egg (oh-oh, oh)

Big Greg, Big Greg, I have three eggs (oh-oh, oh)

Oh-oh, oh-oh (ha)

Oh-oh, oh-oh (ha)

Oh-oh, oh-oh (ha)

Oh-oh, oh-oh (ha)

Oh-oh, oh (ha)

Oh-oh (ha-ha)