The Spooky Shuffle Lyrics

Once there was a party of greatest disrepute

At the top of Boogie Bank, they always blasted dubstep tunes

Hammy was the gaffer, sick of burning midnight oil

So he booked The Ceaseless Shufflers and the legendary Morty Coil

Well, Morty sang with Firepower, which swayed some folks on sight

But the shufflers' airtight beat, well that's what really turned the tide

When Morty started laughing, the band ploughed on resigned

Cause the punters were clueless that someone was gonna get cursed tonight

Now no ravers hike the hill, past cordoned bloodsoaked ground

But hush your breath, lean in real close and you'll still hear the faint sound

No zombie growls or distant howls, no kids sing "Laa la la Laa Laa"

Just fleshless feet, that tap on beat forever after

So the patrons start to panic, they can't control their feet

And Hammy smirks a little as he grabs his coat to leave

But he pauses just a moment thinking wow this beat is grooving

Morty grins, before you know it, another pair of feet was moving

Barman battled bravely, but he never stood a chance

Cause Morty was the devil who spared no free helping hands

He said I fucking love Dubstep, you close-mind sack of shit

These kids are just collateral, 'twas for you my curse was writ

When everybody's gone home, you'll still be here tapping your toes

Till the sun burns out and the moon falls down

There'll be no rest for your poor bones

My name's Morty and if you can hear this I'm afraid it's already too late

If the shuffle's stuck in your head then dance till you're dead

If the shuffle's stuck in your head then dance till you're dead

If the shuffle's stuck in your head then dance (dance, dance)

If the shuffle's stuck in your head then dance till the end

If the shuffle's stuck in your head then dance