Alpha Male Arse Lyrics

I'm an alpha male arse

I'm an alpha male arse

Me first, you last

'Cos I'm an .....

I'm an expert

On everything

My weak subject

No such thing

I can push in front

Because I set the pace

I like to take my time yeah

But I don't like to wait

Cos I'm an alpha male arse

I'm an alpha male arse

Me first you last

Cos I'm an alpha male arse

I go to the gym

Of course I take the car

So the girls can admire

My SVR

It doesn't quite fit

In that blue badge space

So I park across two

Just in case you didn't know

I was an alpha male arse

I'm an alpha male arse

Me first you last

Yeah I'm an alpha male arse

It's a lonely life up here

At the top of the food chain

But it beats being down with you bottom feeders

Know what I'm saying?

You know my opinions

If you don't you must be deaf

So nod your silent agreement

Or risk being bored to death

By an alpha male arse

I've got a massive fart motorcycle

Does 100dB

Ain't no way

You won't notice me

The only thing I know

That makes more noise

Is the lovely sound

Of my own voice

Yes I'm an alpha male arse

I'm an alpha male arse

Me first you last

Yeah I'm an alpha male arse etc