Inconvenience Store Lyrics

Inconvenience Store 24/7

For me it's living hell but for you it's heaven

Barge in without warning only to complain

And never find what you need for your dead-end campaign

My inconvenience has no price

But if I left you'd surely die alone

Repeated patterns on the wall

With names I 'm screaming on my own

If you dropped me on the floor

Then mark my price and take me home

Standing for eternity

An NPC only for you

While you're browsing

Between A to C

I sit here apathetically

I'm a hero with no story

All guts

No glory

Just a hollow corpse

For the overlord corp

Stocking all my shelves

You can kindly fuck yourself

Customer is always right

But they never wins a fight

You break it, you buy it

No service for you, scum

There will be no bail when

Dignity is up for sale

Cleanup on aisle 321

My inconvenience has no price

But if I left you'd surely die alone

Repeated patterns on the wall

With names I 'm screaming on my own

If you dropped me on the floor

Then mark my price and take me home

Standing for eternity

An NPC only for you

Potion seller

Sorry for the commotion

But I need your strongest potion

I'm going into battle

And I know that I can handle

All of your strongest potions

"No"

"Uh, why not?-"

My inconvenience has no price

But if I left you'd surely die alone

Repeated patterns on the wall

With names I 'm screaming on my own

If you dropped me on the floor

Then mark my price and take me home

Standing for eternity

An NPC not for you

"Get your shit and get out!"