On The Rob Lyrics

I'm on the rob (she's on the rob)

Stealing from my job (stealing from her job)

If you make minimum wage

Steal from your job to compensate

I'm on the rob (he's on the rob)

Stealing from my job (stealing from his job)

If you make minimum wage

Take a 20-minute shit every day

It's morally and ethically okay to steal from Tesco's

Asda, Morrisons, Sainsbury's, and Waitrose

Not even just if you need to survive

If you're starving, no one expects you to die

I mean, you absolutely should steal as much as you can

Pet food, Blu-rays, and flowers for your nan

'Cause big companies are harmed by stealing

'Cause even if they're insured; it raises their premiums

Which is cool and fine, and actually what I wanted

Doing harm to monolithic corporations is awesome

'Cause when you add up the eight billion in overtime violations

And the other four billion in break time violations

And the other 20 billion in minimum wage violations

Then the fucking bread and hummus that I put in my bag is fucking whatever

I'm on the rob (she's on the rob)

Stealing from my job (stealing from her job)

If you make minimum wage

Steal from your job to compensate

I'm on the rob (he's on the rob)

Stealing from my job (stealing from his job)

If you make minimum wage

Take a 20-minute shit every day

Robbing, Robbing, Robbing, Robbing, Robin, Robin Hood

If Robin Hood was alive then Robin Hood would

Steal from conglomerates, give the products to

Employees or the owners of some little shops

Or maybe go and learn violin and start a band

With Little John and the rest of his merry men

The most important thing to understand

Is that stealing's only bad when it's from the little man

'Cause all of these companies have stolen land already

'Cause property is theft and so's wage labour

No one should have to make someone else money

For a roof over their head and food in their belly

They steal your time, they steal your pride

They steal your time, they steal your pride

They steal your life and the lives of your neighbours

So the hummus in your pocket isn't stolen

It's just taken back

So take it back Amy

Posers in power

Lost up their towers

Don't forget you're still getting paid by the hour

Posers in power

Lost up their towers

Don't forget you're still getting paid by the hour

I'm on the rob (she's on the rob)

Stealing from my job (stealing from her job)

If you make minimum wage

Steal from your job to compensate

I'm on the rob (he's on the rob)

Stealing from my job (stealing from his job)

If you make minimum wage

Take a 20-minute shit every day

I'm on the rob (she's on the rob)

Stealing from my job (stealing from her job)

If you make minimum wage

Steal from your job to compensate

I'm on the rob (he's on the rob)

Stealing from my job (stealing from his job)

If you make minimum wage

Take a 20-minute shit every day