joe dirt Lyrics

Money grow old it look like yoda

Mmm

(Ooh, ooh)

Money grow old it look like yoda

I had to stretch that boy like yoga

He trying to find his bitch, I stole her

That's my bad she needed some closure

I had to whip her old Toyota

She trying to feel me up on the sofa

Heart too cold had to give her the shoulder

Weight on my heart real heavy like a boulder

Hair got long, started lookin like Joe Dirt

I had to keep that fa in the holster

Mood up and down like rollercoaster

Way she loves feels like torture

But we're all okay

And we're all safe

Hope you feel the same

If you don't then I'm to blame

(Oh)

I ain't got no shame, I'm no rookie to this game

I'm a vet, give me respect, you know I'm better with the age

If I'm hopping in this vette, I'm probably skrting with your bae

I-I-I hope that that's okay

If it's not he gets the right hook

Make that boy a fry cook

High up in the sky moving round just like a kite would

Hole in one like tiger woods

Doing all the things I should

Doing great I'm doing good

Going up won't knock on wood

I stay patient I just wait wait wait

I look back in time and see I made mistakes

But that's how I get better anyway

Man, I hope she hits my phone one of these days

Money grow old it look like yoda

I had to stretch that boy like yoga

He trying to find his bitch, I stole her

That's my bad she needed some closure

I had to whip her old Toyota

She trying to feel me up on the sofa

Heart too cold had to give her the shoulder

Weight on my heart real heavy like a boulder

Hair got long, started lookin like Joe Dirt

I had to keep that fa in the holster

Mood up and down like rollercoaster

Way she loves feels like torture

But we're all okay

And we're all safe

Hope you feel the same

If you don't then I'm to blame

Money grow old it look like yoda

I had to stretch that boy like yoga

He trying to find his bitch, I stole her

That's my bad she needed some closure

I had to whip her old Toyota

She trying to feel me up on the sofa

Heart too cold had to give her the shoulder

Weight on my heart real heavy like a boulder

Hair got long, started lookin like Joe Dirt

I had to keep that fa in the holster

Mood up and down like rollercoaster

Way she loves feels like torture

But we're all okay

And we're all safe

Hope you feel the same

If you don't then I'm to blame