Moonstruator Lyrics

I am so sad

Feel so red

I am pissed off because you are annoying

And I don't know why you're laughing, mate, cause you are annoying too

I don't know why I'm in such a bad mood

Then I look into a mirror and say

Hey Laurie, are we on our period?

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Moonstruator, free bleeder, gladiator

I can't wait to get home and take off my bra

Look, I mean I clearly don't wear bras

But the sentiment is there, the metaphorical bra of life you might say

And I can't wait to get home and take out my tampon

Cause toxic shock might sound cool, but actually it's not

Shocker

And maybe I'm not to blame, cause these hormones can't be controlled

Maybe I'm not to blame, cause these hormones can't be controlled

And I'm so horny

That's okay

It's only blood

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Moonstruator, free bleeder, gladiator

Maxi pad, tampon tax, a mooncup, period pant

Maxi pad, tampon tax, a mooncup, period pant

Maxi pad, tampon tax, a mooncup, period pant

There is no true way to bleed

Just feel what you feel and

BLEED IT OUT

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Gladiator, free bleeder, moonstruator

BLEED IT OUT