System Quarterback Lyrics

Hands held down like crazy

Touchdown two point safety

Look at the mess you made, C

Padding stats when it's garbage time

I knew this would make me

Chase a ring like Brady

But just one win might maybe

Lift me up and set me right

I'm looking for a highlight!

Some decent catch I'll pull off next

To finally get me off the sidelines

But in my head, I need a win like you

Oh, oh! Oh, oh!

Cut me some slack

I'm just a system quarterback

Losing streak's not fading

Since the last game you played in

Yet every seat's still taken

Waiting for your big return run

Suit up and strip down

Bring a trophy home to this hick-town

Or at least get me championship bound

Instead of all this nonsense fun

I'm looking for the limelight!

Popping champagne while our shared name's read out on the timeline

Cause in my head, I need a win like you

Oh, oh! Oh, oh!

Cut me some slack

I'm just a system quarterback