goofy (bonus track) Lyrics

You're so goofy, you're so goofy

I'm surprised there was a time you even knew me

You're so goofy, you're so goofy

Yeah, you act a fool just like it was your duty

Your little quips, win you a hole-in-one, it must be hard to be outdone by someone "stupid and fun"

You act like you're a sweet bloke, but you got caught in your hoax

I'm sure you'd try to laugh it off, but you don't write good jokes

You're so goofy, you're so ditzy

Why are you acting like a kid when you're like fifty

You're so goofy, you're so wacky

But you wouldn't act like that if you were happy

At the start, I hoped that we'd be friends, but, alas,

I never met someone who's so far up their own a**

You're so goofy, you're so goofy

I'm surprised there was a time you even knew me

At least my personality's not a fake Friend of Dorothy

You try to seem safe so you don't have to chase her but you're just a faker, yeah, you're just a straight (ew)

Doing crap for the aesthetic (pathetic)

You might say I'm in a word (prophetic)

I called your bluff from the beginning

You're not giving, what's not clicking

You're so goofy, you're so ditzy

Everyone just entertains you out of pity

You're so goofy, you're so wacky

I'm so grateful that I ended up with Maggie

At the start, I hoped that we'd be friends, but, alas,

I never met someone who's so far up their own a**

You're so goofy, you're so goofy

I'm surprised there was a time you even knew me