Good advices Lyrics

My soup is cold, my beer is warm my jeans, they don't fit tight

My car's too old, my fridge too small seems I can't do nothing right

I don't wear the latest fashion I don't wear the right things at all

My paunch is too fat, my nose too long why are the parts are too small

But what a luck, I get good at advices on my TV

They tell me how it works they tell me how to buy me free

Take this pill if you're too fat take this juice if you can't sleep

Take this shaver and you'll be a real man use this perfume and you'll be into to deep

Drink this whiskey or that beer if you wanna have great success

But I'm just drunk all the time did something wrong, I guess

But my friends, they can't be wrong or they wouldn't be on the screen

They presented with a happy song of your grandmother, we make a teen

La, la, la, la

My house is crammed with all the things they say will make me high

But I'm down all the time I have the suspicion they lie

After a million cures and beauty things I still don't look like Brad Pitt

My friends have disappointed me now I know they're just talking s

Now I can see all these temptations have opened up my eyes

I never felt good by buying things I never ever will believe your lies

I know things I really need I never, never can buy

That's the truth, indeed give it a try

Give it a try

Give it a try