White Vans Lyrics

We ain't been living like we should've been all along

I've been walking in a haze, never countin' the days

That I've been missing cause I'm off the wall

Ooh, Michael Jackson do my dance in some fresh white Vans

I can't claim 'em unless they dirty as fuck

In some wore-out black skinnies, I smoke weed and drink Henny

And I keep some knock-off gold chains tucked

In the club like JDate, I don't even hesitate, I don't wanna wait

See the pussy, I'ma waylay, nuttin' like a payday

I'ma do whatever she say, or not, I don't really know

Gotta sign the consent form, tho

Ain't no such thing as being too safe for a straight white male for sure

First world problems, bitch, I got em, I just shrunk my favorite shirt

Accidentally in the dryer with some clothes I'd wear to work

Man, I missed two days of Lexapro and now I feel inert

Got me wishing for the days you motherfuckers call me Purp

Uh, I'ma get down with the get-down, I'ma get down with the get-down

Leave you lookin' like a silly clown with a little bitty car and a teeny tiny sound

Spendin' fifty at the bar, leavin' whiney with a frown

And some big-ass shoes, like, way too big

See the creases in em too, who you trying to kid?

Yo you need to relax and take a little bit of 'cid with a little bit of rizz and a little bit of Kid

We ain't been living like we should've been all along

I've been walking in a haze, never counting the days

That I've been missing cause I'm off the wall

Ooh, Michael Jackson do my dance in some fresh white Vans

I can't claim 'em unless they dirty as fuck

In some wore-out black skinnies, I smoke weed and drink Henny

And I keep some knock-off gold chains tucked

I am, I am, heartland titan

Icon of a bygone and rusted-out land

Take a magnet, make a magnate, that's attraction to an estate

My schedule looking like porn names, that's Indy Nights, uh, Anna Days

Basically wasting away in this motherfuckin' state

Complacency reigns, it gives way to the hate

They heaping the privilege on all of our plates

That made us whiter and that made us lazy

Fucked by some ignorants like we Ned Beaty

Blame placed on immigrants, that shit is shady

The police are liars, we seeing it daily

Wake me, I'm dreaming just shake me like Haiti

Or maybe I'm peaking, but hating the wavy

I just cannot seem to make sense of it lately

Our leaders are skaters they good with the fakie

This handicam leadership shit is so shaky

I focus attention again on my lady

I'm eyeing that booty, of course it's amazing

She crawling on bed on all fours and she begging

When she bend it over, it's gonna get messy

There's no doubt about it, I like when she test me

If she gonna allow it, it's coke and then Pepsi

And I want her pregnant, cause she is my bestie

I can assure you, you heard me correct

I might be losing it, I could care less

Let's just assume that I know what is best for myself

And you worry about your shit instead

Ooh, Michael Jackson do my dance

In some fresh white Vans

I can't claim 'em unless they dirty as fuck

In some wore-out black skinnies

I smoke weed and drink Henny

And I keep some

Icon of a bygone and rusted-out land