Hey, are you from Tinder? Lyrics

So I was just on Tinder

And I was swiping left, swiping left, swiping left

And then I came across this guy

Who was quite good looking

But he had really shit pictures

So I was going through his pictures thinking

Should I swipe left? Should I swipe right?

Like I wasn't sure

But then I thought, I have nothing to lose

So I swiped right

And it said

It's a match

Then he messaged me

We chatted for a bit

But then I stopped speaking to him

Because I met somebody else

But he kept sending me these messages

Like: I know people think you are outgoing

But deep down you are really shy

And lame stuff like that

I never replied to it

And later I unmatched him

Because I just thought he was weird

A few weeks later I was just going to the gym

And I see this guy in convertible BMW

Listening to really loud music

Such a type

I carried on walking

Few minutes later I hear

Hey, are you from Tinder?

And it's this guy in the car

And I thought, this is so embarrassing

And I was like: yeah

And he was like: you're into art, aren't you?

And I was like: yeah

And I'm trying to think

Who is this guy?

And he was like: don't you remember me?

And I was like: yeah I remember you

And then he said: I'll message you

And I said: ok

And then I remembered

It's this guy from Tinder who I unmatched

So I thought, ok he is not gonna message me, good

Then a few weeks later I was just coming back from the gym

And I see this guy across the street

And I'm thinking

He will probably talk to me

He's such a type

And he said: hey, you're from Tinder, right?

He said: don't you remember me?

And I realised it's this guy from the car

And I thought, this is so weird!

And he said: the universe wanted us to meet

And he wouldn't let me go

So I had to give him my phone number

But I thought: ok

I'm gonna be open

I'm gonna be open for love

So I agreed to go out with him

We met for a drink

And it was actually quite fun

But he was wearing Roberto Cavalli shorts

Then he said: let's go for a walk

And I said: ok

Then he said: let's go to this pub

So we got another drink

And then he said: let's go to this private garden

And the next thing

We are standing in front of his building

And I said: no, no, no, no, no

And he said: come on, come on

Ok, there was actually a garden in his building

So we sat there

Just talking and laughing

Then he said: I need to go to the toilet

And I said: ok, go I will wait for you

But he said: come with me

And the next thing

We are standing in front of his flat

And I said: no, no, no, no, no

And he said: come on, come on

He was really touchy feely

And he wanted to sit next to me

And I was scared he will want to kiss me

And he tried to kiss me

And I said: no, I don't want to kiss you

But he still tried

And then he said: let's go lie down on the bed

Omg, he was so annoying

And I was a bit tipsy

So I said

I'm going home

And after that I thought, so weird

He planned the whole thing

He thought I would come to his flat and have sex with him

Whatever