Grady Waffle House Skit Lyrics

Yeah, my grandbaby, his name Grady, he work at Waffle House

Oh, he gonna get us some breakfast today, yeah

Uh, Grady Hospital, how may I help you

Hey, yes, I'd like to order some breakfast

Some breakfast

Uh, let me get the all-star breakfast meal

Breakfast

Let me get that with some cheese grits

Ma'am, this is Grady Hospital, ma'am

Can you melt my cheese on my grits

Y'all be havin' that grits

Ma'am

That cheese be melted like a dead dog

A dead, dead dog, ma'am

This is Grady Hospital

This is not Waffle House

Rufy, this Grady

This Grady, you know he work at Waffle House

You want something to eat

No, ma'am, this not Waffle House

What you want

Give me some money

This is Grady Hospital

Your Uncle Rufy want

Grady

I don't have no uncle name

Look, your Uncle Rufy want

Ma'am, this is Grady Hospital

This not Waffle House

Hospital

Yeah

What you mean

You mean this ain't my grandbaby Grady

No, this is Grady Hospital

Oh, Lord

I'm so sorry, baby

I got a grandbaby

His name Grady

And he work at Waffle House

And what I got messed up, I thought he said he work at Grady Hospital

You know what, baby

I'm so sorry

Let me call you back

Oh, Lord have mercy

Okay