AAADD (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder) Lyrics

Age activated attention deficit disorder is what I've got

And I'd hazard a guess there's not a lady over forty

Who is listening who has not

Had some of the headaches

And some of the struggles

This diagnosis brought me

But I'm happy to find I am not losing my mind

I just have AAADD

Starts out in the morning go to gather the mail

See how dirty the car is and think what the hell

Today would be a good day to give it a wash

But heading back to the house my flower beds catch my eye

Gosh they all look so wilted and dry

I'm going to give them a drink first, before they're lost

As I head in the house I put the mail by the sink

Then I walk past the garbage and think whewy that stinks

Maybe I should take the trash out first

But if I'm taking out the trash I better sort through the mail

Why'd I come to the kitchen, oh ya, I need a pail

Where's my coffee cup 'cause I'm dying of thirst

Age activated attention deficit disorder is what I've got

And I'd hazard a guess there's not a lady over forty

Who is listening who has not

Had some of the headaches

And some of the struggles

This diagnosis brought me

But I'm happy to find I am not losing my mind

I just have AAADD

I got my mail in my hands, I might as well pay the bills

So I head to the office, there's my coffee…it spills

Back to the kitchen I go to get a mop

But as I head down the hall I hear the fish tank needs water

Shoot I meant to make a call to my daughter

Then I hear the laundry timer stop

Well if I'm going downstairs I ought to gather a load

Then in the kids bedroom I find the remote

I'm going to put that thing right back where it belongs

And as I head to the den I see the day is half over

Shoot I forgot I'm supposed to feed Rover

That is how my whole day carries on

And at five o'clock, my man walks through the door

I'm no further ahead than I was before

He say's "How was your day, boy you sure look beat"

Well I'm exhausted, I'm dead on my feet

But if I think about my day, all that I can really say

Is the car ain't washed, the flower's aren't watered

The remote is lost, I haven't talked to our daughter

There's a coffee stain on the office floor

The garbage is still sitting right there by the door

The laundry ain't done, and the bills aren't paid

So all in all it's really been a very typical day

With

Age activated attention deficit disorder is what I've got

And I'd hazard a guess there's not a lady over forty

Who is listening who has not

Had some of the headaches

And some of the struggles

This diagnosis brought me

But I'm happy to find I am not losing my mind

I just have AAADD

Oh, I'm happy to find I am not losing my mind

I just have AAADD