Folding Chair Lyrics

Let's talk about the history of the folding chair. We all know it, we all use it, and we've all sat in one

And while this invention's so essential and seemingly innocuous, owes its creation to several talented inventors

The most popular amongst them is a black man named Nathaniel Alexander. So, let's get into it

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I ain't scared. Kick down the doors, no fear. I came to get it right here. Toss the fitted hat in the air

Where my hitters at? Been a wildcat since way back. Dangerous, that's why I'm laid back

Every once in a while, gotta beat down a clown, cause you know I gotta get my fade back

Pick your face up off that pavement where I laid it, cause you invaded my space and violated made mistakes

I don't associate with fakes, now I'm bout to catch a case

Let the bodies hit the floor, and anybody in my way, I'll retaliate and

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Now they got wounds they can't repair. Hit em with a whew, like I'm with Flair

Now they bruising and lose in the air. Talking bout what I did ain't fair

Ain't no rules when it comes to this beat, down. Better be glad we ain't pulling out the heat now

You could be dead or you could be senile. I am not a killer, but you push me to my limits with this

Now I'm standing over your body, you begging to quit, I was quiet when you was over there running your lips

But you came over here with your hands and a fist. So I punched you in the eye, and then swole up your lip

Then I kneed him in the thigh, and I broke a couple ribs, then I slammed him on the ground, I was mad at what he did

So I hit him with a folding chair, yeah. Hit em with a folding chair, yeah

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