Great Minds Drink Alike Lyrics

You might be sweating in a factory

Or chained to a desk

Teaching little kids math

Or selling TV sets

No matter what you do

When it's time to unwind

You raise your glass, knock a few back

And have a good old time

It's as easy as you drink

I drink we can

You drink you're happy

I drink therefore I am

I drink we'll stay here

Till they turn out the lights

Drink we'll have another 'round

Shut this place down

'Cause great minds drink alike

Call it liquor logic

Or barstool philosophy

We need to raise some hell

After busting ass all week

As long as there's a hammer

Or a clock to punch in

We'll head down to the bar, try to break a few hearts

When the weekend begins

It's as easy as you drink

I drink we can

You drink you're happy

I drink therefore I am

I drink we'll stay here

Till they turn out the lights

Drink we'll have another 'round

Shut this place down

'Cause great minds drink alike

Oh Shakespeare, Einstein, Einstein, Bubba, and Plato

Ain't we all just trying to drink each other under the table

It's as easy as you drink

I drink we can

You drink you're happy

I drink therefore I am

I drink we'll stay here

Till they turn out the lights

Drink we'll have another 'round

Shut this place down

'Cause great minds drink alike

Come to drink of it

I drink we're all drunk

'Cause great minds drink alike