Religion Makes Great Theatre Lyrics

Close your eyes to pray

We thank you for joining us here tonight

Father bless this day

Brace yourself

This is quite the sight

If your sin has got you down

Find me at the front and we'll have a night on the town

Everyone's an actor

We are all imposters

Is there a doctor

Is there a doctor

Our whole world is a backdrop

For our melodrama

Another cure for

The daily trauma

As the psalmist says

Boys will be boys

Sir will you please sit down

You're making an awful lot of noise

We'll sing your favorite songs

And then we'll take the wine

We hope that you enjoy yourself

Despite your broken spine

What you don't know

It isn't all that interesting

We keep it backstage for a reason

It's so gloomy and depressing

Everyone's an actor

We are all imposters

Is there a doctor

Is there a doctor

Our whole world is a backdrop

For our melodrama

Another cure for

The daily trauma

Everyone's an actor

We are all imposters

Is there a doctor

Is there a doctor

Our whole world is a backdrop

For our melodrama

Another cure for

The daily trauma

Don't go up the stairs

You don't want to see

There's a yellowed skeleton

In the balcony

If my sin has got you down

No more questions ask

If my sin has got you down

I have another mask

Everyone's an actor

We are all imposters

Is there a doctor

Is there a doctor

Our whole world is a backdrop

For our melodrama

Another cure for

The daily trauma