Used to be a Ho Lyrics

Your mama used to be a ho

Now she goes to Costco

There's so much about her that you don't know

She partied all night, she's even done blow

How'd you think she snagged your dad

It's not how she drives that minivan

It's not her muffins or casserole

Your mama used to be a ho (ho ho)

You don't even know ho

Your mama used to be a ho (ho ho)

Doing the dishes, Packing your lunches

Such a good house wife

Driving through starbucks, hitting up target

But Shes got a past life

Your mama used to be a ho

Now she watches baking shows

There's so much about her that you don't know

In college they called her deep throat

How'd you think she snagged your dad

she got an account on only fans

It's not her muffins or casserole

Your mama used to be a ho

You don't even know ho

You were conceived in a 3way

In a van beside the interstate

It's always a mystery

Is dad your dad? or is it his weird friend gary?

Your mama used to be a ho

Now she goes to Costco

There's so much about her that you don't know

She partied all night, she's even done blow

How'd you think she snagged your dad

It's not how she drives that minivan

It's not her muffins or casserole

Your mama used to be a ho