Poser Lyrics

Yes I'm a poser I know people think so

At least I admit there's a lot I don't know

I think skateboarding is cool and awfully rad

But when it comes to it I'm pretty bad

I can't skate

I can't skate

Free Skate, Transworld, Thrasher magazine

Yeah I love em all but please just let me come clean

I'm tired of saying that I can really skate

It always comes up on the very first date

Yes I'm a poser I know people think so

At least I admit there's a lot I don't know

I think skateboarding is cool and awfully rad

But when it comes to it I'm pretty bad

I can't skate

I can't skate

Skate, Ollie King, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

Yes I've played them all despite being a faker

Down in the basement all my friends and me

Would laugh til we cried at the hall of meat

Yes I'm a poser I know people think so

At least I admit there's a lot I don't know

I think skateboarding is cool and awfully rad

But when it comes to it I'm pretty bad

I can't skate

I can't skate

Despite how I seem I'm really a fraud

Here's what I think under this façade

Well I don't know how they do it I'm afraid of getting hurt

Go ahead and laugh but have you seen them skate vert

Yes I'm a poser I know people think so

At least I admit there's a lot I don't know

I think skateboarding is cool and awfully rad

But when it comes to it well it's pretty sad because

I can't skate

I can't skate

I can't skate

I can't skate

I'm a fucking mall grabber