Flip Flops Lyrics

Let me tell you about a time

A time I went to a party

But I couldn't get no action

Because of my fashion

Deep in the club with the bright bright lights

Where the ladies come to dance and party all night

She was sitting there in a little green dress

And she was looking good from the tuckus to the chest

I asked her for a little dance

She looked me up and down and said not a chance

I came dressed in my pearl pink flip flops

Has on my white cream bedazzled tank top

All the girls stood and laughed at my dance shoes

Even though I had the best dance moves

It doesn't matter what's on my feet

Because my soles can keep the beat

I can break dance I can even do the worm

Thought that'd be enough to make the ladies squirm

But as it turns out, you need fancy clothes

No flip flops with your toes exposed

But I'll keep wearing them

Matter of fact

I'll keep dancing in them

Flip flop dance mania

Flip flop dance mania

Show me your moves

Here come the grooves