GOONSINGLASGOW! ft. b3yers, GOONSWORLDWIDE!, 3x7, Oomfiekat & livihnchikihn Lyrics

Aight

The fuck you wanna do?

This shit is in public domain

Try to fucking sue me bitch

Welcome to fucking Glasgow!

Before The Fame in Glasgow

I'm colonizing that show

The conehead's wack bro

We on that goofy cypher tho

We've got four hours sleep a night

A stiffy bed, that is a fright

At Taco Bell, that's how we roll

We shit the bed like usual (shit the bed, piss, cum, bitch!)

We writing lyrics while we on no sleep

And we pull up to the function

And farm like fucking sheep

Your game fucking weak!

I just got my bands and they stack like

eiffel fucking tower

I can build that shit, like I'm Bob De Bouwer!

Fucked your bitch with my big bad hammer

Did you hear that, all the clatter?

Messing with your goons because you don't matter

Yeah thats cool but did i ask tho?

Chilling on the west side, counting my stacks bro

Can you feel that?

All the immaculate vibes when we pull up

You could never handle it

Got more dripp than you ever could fathom!

Hi welcome to Glasgow

I'll be your tour guide

I'll be your tour guide yeah

Nah I'm just jk

I'm a drug dealer

Give you them titty pills oh yeah

Got the junkies on the streets

We got many veggie eats

We don't need to farm them sheeps

Theys friends when we have plants in heaps

Fuck sheep bitch what cannibal

Eat pussy not animals

Selling Avon every day

Nah that's just year da getting the pay (ahh!)

Glasgow city centre got the fancy architecture

It's the perfect setting for a random

Sleep-deprived midnight adventure

Cannot even fix it because Autismo brain goes numb on caffeine

Predetermined to be tired

Because of my neural pathing

Gotta stay awake to try to realign my sleeping schedule

Nothing's ever fixed by downing

Some Rockstar, Monster, or Red Bull

This song is a weird one

Nobody is making any sense

Because Katari, BTF, A, J, now you owe us fifty pence

What the fuck you looking at

Dirty old cunt?

Hit you in the face with a baseball bat

Home Run!

Leave your eyeballs sticking out

Like a fucking sore thumb

Keep swinging

Until your skull looks like a burst jam doughnut (ahh!)