Good, I'm Glad Lyrics

I stole from my mom

And she said that she was disowning me

And I said, "good I'm glad"

And she kicked me out the door

I said, Mom, I hate you

Please leave me alone

I know you want me back

But I'm never coming back!

Now I'm homeless (homeless)

Now I'm homeless

So lemme sing this song

So I forget that fa-a-act

I stole from my dad and he said

"I'm disowning you!"

I said, That is pretty rude

And I don't know what to do!

And he packed all my stuff

And he kicked me to the curb

And I said, "Dad, good, I'm glad!"

Now we're homeless (homeless)

Don't know where to go

And now we're homeless

We're singing this song so we forget that fact

On the streets, these people are pretty mean

And I said "Bro, get off my knee!"

And he said, What are you talking about

I'm twenty feet away

And he punched my face

I fell down

Got hurt real bad I said

"Hey man, why did you do that?"

And he said, man

So what?

And I said, "have a shred of sympathy for the person you just punched!"

I want you to know

I'm not sorry for taking your dough

I gave it all to a homeless man who had a gun on me

I said, "You're just like me fr"

So naturally I asked him how his day was going

He said "I just made a bunch of money"

I said "Yo me too, I just stole it from my mom"

He said "I stole from you" and I said "good I'm glad cuz you're a homeless"

Good I'm glad I'm not real real sad and

Good I'm glad about the things that went bad and

Good I'm glad about the people we shot and

Good I'm glad that we didn't get caught

Good I'm glad about the money we stole and

Good I'm glad that we're reaching our goals and

Good I'm glad that I finally have enough money to remove that mole