That is So Me Lyrics

I was walking through the store when nature called

I ran for twenty something seconds through that maze of a mall

When I reached the restroom finally I opened a stall

And there was a man inside who was eating his son

That is so me

I was driving through the woods late at night

When the sun had long since set and I had broken headlights

I popped open the hood and saw a sorry sight

There was a man inside who was eating his son

That is so me

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That is me when I go to work

That is me when I go to bed

That is me when I twerk

That is me when I eat some lead

That is me when I call my dad

That is me when I get real mad

That is me when I slap the bag

That is me when I get real glad

That is me when I slip and fall

That is me when I'm at the mall

That is me when the 80's called

That is my when I'm two feet tall

That is me when I scale a fish

That is me when I make a wish

That is me when I break a dish

That is me when I have perfect pitch (but I don't)

I was listening to music in my bed

When I got a text message that the neighbors were dead

I was a bit confused at first until I realized

I could not hear them over me eating my son

I was sitting in my home with my doors unlocked

when something made a noise and woke me up with a shock

When I looked into the dark, I saw a set of eyes

And when I saw it was a mirror that was a big surprise

That is not me

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