Godfreaks! Lyrics

Two point three kids and a TV

They always get off scot-free

Innocent bystanders stand by

They found god and they say that "God loves all"

I don't buy it, I don't think so

If god loves me, they sure hate you so

I don't mind it, but I don't think that

God'll grace me with eternal love, man

(But thanks anyways

It's the thought that matters, I guess

Yeah, yeah. That's very kind of you

Thank you, thank you, god bless your soul)

God needs money because god's a deadbeat

That's why their charities are "non-profit"

Shell out for our lord or get the fuck out

My bit on the side wants a brand new car

I don't buy it, I don't think so

If god loves you, they sure hate me so

I don't mind it, but I don't think that

Your greasy paws are god's hand, man

(Oh my bad, my bad

Those are not paws at all

They're just... regular cloven hooves, huh?

It's pretty cool, that's sick)