Ride Lyrics

Hitching a ride on a pool noodle

Down a pit

At the first sign of trouble

I'm calling it quits

Demanding more pay

But the writing is shit

You'll never replace us

We already did

Back stiff, I was planning to dip

Stuck here, I was given the gist

Feel like I'm a kid in Revenge of the Sith

Master Anakin, don't think imma live

We've seen it all, like tardigrades

If you get tired we can alternate

Shake it up when the world feels common place

Straight through

With no breaks or holidays

Telling me the rules of the board game

My eyes glaze

I've been out in the heat all damn day

With no pay

All I need is someone to hold may

Tank is running low, I need propane

In the wrong lane down a one way

Joined the Space Race

It was Heaven's Gate

Bomb strapped to my chest

Screamin Yahweh

Found the monolith

In a hobby shop

There's handprints up near the top

You can look but you can't touch

Fuck that, please wrap it up

I'm taking it home with me

I'll never be lonely

Throw me a bone please

Hitching a ride on a pool noodle

Down a pit

At the first sign of trouble

I'm calling it quits

Demanding more pay

But the writing is shit

You'll never replace us

We already did