Stand Up Guy Lyrics

Yo yo, there's no need to tell you, that I'm phenomenal

Always try to do an awesome show, so I'm often told

That I'm a stand-up guy, I'm not a comic tho

Running slow, but I'm still screaming out geronimo

I'm no money hoe, opposite, I'm fucking broke

Ask me for a feature, I'll prolly give you something old

So sue me, cuz right now, I'm on a roll

Like sushi, "oh my god, what a funny joke"

Used to be coming home, to a spliff and a drink

Not loving those, rather have a sit and a think

Now I'm spitting this stink, within the wink of a blink?

Y'all slinky di-dink, but it don't mean anything

So it's cool - yea

I don't ever mean to be rude - nah

But if you think you're not a fool - yea?

Then I kinda might have to stormtroop and shoot ya

Like "pew" brah...