Hidin' Biden Lyrics

Mr Hiden Biden

Is a mean old man

He does his nasty work

The best he can

And in the after glow

Of a rerun tv show he does his dirty deeds,

He satisfies our needs

He burst upon the scene in the best of times

To save a nation from its social crimes

Everybody knew, what he was born to do

So he got us high

With a zillion dollar stimuli

He made some promises to change the world

Then everything fell through the cracks

When all those promises went up in smoke

The old man split, he couldn't handle it

He snatched the win

He Came to play

With the FBI and the DOJ

No borders, mass inflation

Climate change, the Board of Education

He said He came to unite

Now he's got us fighting

Black and white

Now the kids can't read

And the kids can't write

The IRS, CIA

Junior's lap top, hey, hey, hey

Come on man, ain't no joke

Going woke

Means going broke

He made some promises to change the world

Then everything,

Everything fell through the cracks

When all those promises went up in smoke

Corn pop split, he couldn't handle it

Now Pa Ellie May are frightened

Thinkin they were hip and so

Enlightened

No one seemed to care

Or bothered to compare

Any of the other stuff

I think we had enough

Student debt cancellation, reparations

God save the Nation

And if the price is right

We'll be gettin jazzed tonight

Tighten up, yea, tighten up

Oh, Mr Hiden Biden

Damn that Hiden Biden

Hide the papers, hide the scale

Leave no trail

Kill the lights, bolt the doors

Pretend we're not home

Don't pick up the phone

Mr Hiden Biden

He gave us all we need

Satisfaction guaranteed

He'll tax your gas

Tax your heat

Tax your shoes

Tax your feet

Tax everything you believe

Tax your food and the air you breathe

No, no, no no

No more "Hiden Biden"