Hollywood Lyrics

Where is he going? I thought he was Maureen O'Hara

Maureen Maureen O'Hara was really a man baby

She was he was she was he was she was he was she was

She was he was she was Maureen Maureen O'Hara

Maureen O'Hara was a happy tender soul oh you know

She was Peter O'Toole in disguise

Wearing a Klondike Pruneface hat

He knew where it's at it was a stop and shop moment

He got a lettuce head as your friend was watching

As Natalie Wood sang in the background

The song that she was working on

He has a knick-knack-patty-wack

He gave it to her dog a Klondike bar

He knew he was she was he was she was he was she was he was

She was he was she was he was she thought he was she thought she was

Peter O'Toole Peter O'Toole

The fame the truth the fortune

They both shared so much ba-da-ba-ba-tch

They drank the Irish potion invisible touch

Ah invisible touch

He knew what he was doing he was driving down to his producer's house

He said I'm sorry but I said "I'm sorry but bend over now."

He was she was

Oh Hollywood is a place

Push shove

I ain't got no Golden Globe

Hollywood Hollywood

You know you got it good

When you're parking in your swimming pool

Get it while you can get it while it's open

Get it while you can get it while it's open

Get it while you can I've got a plan

Get it while you're rich get it while you're good

A lot of desperate people live in Hollywood

Hollywood is where it's at

Hollywood go get stabbed or go get mean

You know what I mean

Go all out on your heartbreak

Clear your bank account for your sake

I'll sign you can look but you won't find me

I've got peace of mind for sale

You do this for me and I'll get you out on bail

You'll only see one night in jail

This is your notice of eviction

From the town of contradiction

When I saw you last week on TV

Welcome to Hollywood

Welcome back to Hollywood

Roman Polanski

A thirteen-year-old stole your heart last Saturday

Roman Polanski

You put her booty in your car

And drove her down to Death Valley

Roman Polanski

Sign on your door said "Welcome to Hollywood"

She said "Wish me luck."

He said "Knock on Hollywood"

Except for Hollywood California is nothing but sand

And then I got caught by

A Mr. Mustache Hand

A Mr. Mustache Hand

Claudette Colbert