The Pits Lyrics

Welcome down here to the pits

Where everything you eat gives you the shits

And there ain't no shelter from the cold

And as soon as you're born you're growing old

And the sun that shines just burns your eyes

And the wind that blows keeps telling lies

And the grass is brown and cuts your feet

And bugs are the only meat

It feels so good to feel so mean

Put chewing gum in a magazine

And thumb your nose at optimism

And cheer for every cataclysm

It's good to see unhappiness

From deep down here within the pits

Where we can share my misery

After all I got my own for free

When you're down here you are alone

There ain't no signal on your telephone

But if you want some company

You can always find an enemy

If you take a walk you won't get far

Before you get hit by a car

And if you see a pile of dog shit

Somehow you will still step in it

There's room for you down here with me

Drowning happiness in misery

And painting every color gray

And finding hate in every day

And sneering every time we smile

I'm glad you're here now stay a while

I sure could use the company

And the pits is the place to be